#] A 'Google'

"look ma! im learning how to do a 'google'!"
"hold on honey, let me ask alexa what that is, it could be a dangerous virus, you never know"
"but ma, im an insanely impatient mf and i demand you come over here right now! else, you seek my fury!"
...
"ma, you didnt come in time, you know what that means!"
*lights a match*
"hey alexa, how do i stop my kid from starting a fire after she inevitably trips over the carpet and fa--- oh shit"
~the end~